Anonymous:
You poor thang<3

What?

Portland reservoir to be drained after teen pees in water

inothernews:

cognitivedissonance:

This is like something out of “Portlandia”…

Ugh.

(Source: NBCNews.com, via dangruchy)

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

(via hopelessmisconceptions)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

image

relevant to tonight bc Reece and I had pizza delivered

(via hopelessmisconceptions)